Variety reported recently that Diane signed on to star in a new film called "Nights in Rodanthe". It's based on a book with the same name by Nicholas "The Notebook" Sparks. The book's about two unlikely lovers and their lifelong struggle to be together. Yeah, sounds familiar I know. Tears will flow like rain during monsoon season.
Also, as if this film already didn't threaten to quintuple the world's estrogen levels, the male cast reads like a diary entry written by one of my horny aunts. Richard Gere(He still acts?), Christopher Meloni, and James Franco all will probably get their mitts on my Diane at some point during this film.
I'll be there though. I'm a glutton for punishment. I'll bring the kleenex. For
crying sickos.
And check out who narrates the audiobook, the mom from "E.T.":
